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Noun: Someone who, in an act of desperation, throws glitter in the air (as to take everyone else off guard/ distract them), then escapes the general area.
Jane: "Hey, what do you think about kids?"

John: "Uh...." *tosses glitter at Jane*

-John successfully turns into a glitter ninja
by Glitter Ninja Master July 31, 2011

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