Top Definition
A soft, spongy conglomeration of animal feces, Fruit Loops, hulk hands and Jack Daniels Whiskey. They are lethal if eaten on the third Sunday of a month while wearing a Dale Earnhardt shirt and eating Hot Pockets in your single wide trailer.
Man, that meal tasted like straight glemon cake.

or...
Dude, you look like straight glemon cake.
by jayboy88 January 20, 2011

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