Normal person: Because shitty, unoriginal, repetitive songs by castrated males and whiny females are songs with real talent. Get a fucking brain already.
13 year old girl: OMG UR JUS JELUZ BEKUZ U DONT HAV A GUD TAST IN MUZIKS LIEK ME + ALL MY OTH3R SLUTTY FRIENDS.
Normal Person: Why am I talking to you again?
Single Ladies dance, It's my life / Confessions Part II mash up and Don't stop believing. Need I say more?
Mathslete: Well, you should go check it out. Who knows, you might actually discover something about yourself in the process.
Sue: Yes we cane!