2. being so stoned, the only thing you can do it just sit and chill. example: the effects of smoking too much Portland Weed, trying not to be Portland Bored.
3. a phrase first uttered infamously by Johnny Five
John: "about an eigth"
Otto: " shit man, i am glazed"
"Damn Ryan, you just glazed the fuck outta Tyler"
"Sprinkle, Sprinkle, bitch...you got glazed"