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When you get a girl stumbling drunk, so she falls down with her beer bottle. The remaining shards of glass are still on her hand when she reaches into your pants to give you a friendly handshake.

Lucky for you, she's giving it rough anyway.
"I got her drunk so she would trade my Clefairy for her Machoke, but the plan backfired when she ended up giving me a glass job(for my Clefairy)."
by Rich and Andrew August 11, 2006

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