Glaswegian - Need help?
Me - Yes please, by the way are you going to rape and knife me?
Glaswegian - No, we're not in Paisley!
''The Second City Of The Empire''as it was known in Victorian times.The largest city in Scotland ,Shipbuilding giant Located on the Banks of The River Clyde home to about a million people,also the second most populous in the UK.Home to some of the Finest Georgian architecture in Britain.Glasgow has also got more Parks than any other City(Dear Green Place]Founded in the 6th century by St Mungo Who is the Cities Patron Saint.Football plays an important part in Glasgow ,Hampden Park Ibroxand Celtic Park being the three Largest Stadiums in Scotland.Hampden Park used to be the Largest Football Stadium in the World untill the 1950's
Glasgow Became European City of Culture in 1990
Glaswegians have a fantastic sense of humour though and are overall extremely friendly and enjoy a bit of banter.
Scotlands very own Metropolis with the emphasis on polis.
According to our less informed neighbours south of the border the ENGLISH,It's where everybody in Scotland comes from! and no it is not the Capital! that accolade belongs to Edinburghwhich has less than half the population.All in all Tremendous Busy at the centre of things happening City! Come and Visit!