To purposefully use a wrong name or to mispronounce someones name in order for it to be more hilarious.
Man, that guy always glanks up peoples names.
by Munt Sutherland October 17, 2006
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derived from our white ghetto slang , meaning "hit with a blunt object repeatidly"
Don't make me have to glank your punk ass !
by Mitchgnarrr and 5 dimes March 04, 2005