To purposefully use a wrong name or to mispronounce someones name in order for it to be more hilarious.
Man, that guy always glanks up peoples names.
by Munt Sutherland October 17, 2006
derived from our white ghetto slang , meaning "hit with a blunt object repeatidly"
Don't make me have to glank your punk ass !
by Mitchgnarrr and 5 dimes March 04, 2005