1.) A catch-all name for a domestic stay-at-home wife.
2.) The name of the wife in the famous Salt Lake City Mormon family who adopted an abondoned circus chimp
, Little Johnny
3.) The female counterpart of the pioneering internet crime fighting duo of Rodriguez and Gladys
. (Featured in Parade Magazine
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1.) That GLADYS is a hella woman y'got there, Mister Rogers
2.) When the church refused to enroll Little Johnny
, GLADYS went absolutely ape-fuckin' shit. But later, she got a lawyer
3.) C'mon GLADYS, let's go bust some child molesters with our internet sting operation
. Or we can take their money. (Later copied by NBC
The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is smart, strong, and beautiful. Anyone would be happy to have her as a girlfriend; she is loving, caring, compassionate...
ONE WORD: AMAZING
Damn, my girl is a Gladys!
Gladys is a hipster with a monkey hat on.
Wow, that is one hot glady!
A heavy-handed mildly overweight woman who clumsily takes your anal temperature at the doctor's office, as opposed to a more skilled sarge.
I got my temperature taken by a Gladys and my asshole won't stop bleeding. I sure wish I had The Sarge instead!
A fatty that has HUGE ASS EYES that pop out of head. She likes to stare at people blankly and is antisocial. People run from her because her intimidating looks
Todd: -comes home crying-
Mom: "Toddy whats wrong?"
Todd: "Gladys stared at me with her protruding eyes!!!"
Mom: "Im sorry you had to see that honey" :(
Todd: "Yeah I know, she's hideous"
an fat, ugly lesbian that cant commit to a relationship. she tends to cheat on her girlfriends with their ex best friends. she choose drugs and alcohol over "the love of her life". works at a donut shop that their aunt runs because nobody else well hire her. IF YOU KNOW A GLADYS, RUN!!!!!
slut is an understatement, shes a gladys!