The small town - Gladwin, Michigan
"I've never heard of Gladwin...where is that located?"
An hours nap mid to late afternoon
"I'm too hungover to handle work right now, I'm going for a Gladwin"
An individual that often sleeps excessively and is incapable of commiting to anything or getting pussy. A Gladwin usually eats many donairs in a short time span and has a hard time explaining something he is excited about. A Gladwin's father has more than likely protected the queen and sometimes may have a friend Craig who has everything.
That guy won't shut up about his dad's friend Craig he's such a Gladwin.