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The term "Glade can" refers to the size of a penis which is both lenghthy and has substantial girth, and resembles a "Glade can."
"Look. I don't know what kind of dicks ya'll been fuckin, but the kinds I be fuckin... is like a Glade can!"

"If it ain't like a "Glade can" I don't be feelin it all up in my walls n shit!"
by Mr. Chow makes the bed rock! January 28, 2013