CRIS: No, I met a peep at the gay bar named Kelly. Kelly looked like an endygid fully clothed.
CRIS: Yea, No Discernible Gender Identification. Anyway, clothes off, Kelly turned out to be a crotchless eunich -- born that way. No penis, no clit, no vagina, no balls. Just a pee-hole and a butt-hole. No tits, no beard.
PAT: So, what happened?
CRIS: Kelly gave me an H2 blowjob, and I went Saddam Hussein on the eunich. What Kelly got out of it -- I have no idea, but, I came fuckets bro!