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29.
Girls are people that go out with "bad boys" and after they ignore every decent guy that comes their way their heart is finally broken by the said "bad boy" and then complain and say that boys are stupid and worthless.
Girls: OMG! He broke my heart, guys are so stupid.

Boys: Maybe if u bothered to find a decent one you'd think different.
by Tellsitasitis August 11, 2009
88 30
 
1.
A younger form of a woman. If you tried to have sex with a girl, you'd be arrested, you damn pedophile.
What a cute little girl!
by Sarahsuke June 09, 2003
7829 1864
 
2.
The creation of satan. designed to destroy the existence of mankind.
Proof that girls are evil:

First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money

And we know that time is money:
Girl = Money * Money

We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2

Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil

So we are forced to conclude that:
Girl = Evil
by my dick August 04, 2003
9985 6209
 
3.
"You can't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
Its time of the god damn month again and yet I am still here on this god damn earth.
by Kat February 13, 2005
5646 2585
 
4.
girls = time x money
time = money
thus:
girls = money x money = 'money' squared
and:
money = 'the root of all evil'
thus:
girls = (square root of evil) squared

Therefore:
girls = evil
guy 1: girls suck
guy 2: yep, they're evil
guy 3: you're just bitter cuz you haven't been laid in a while...
by cuevdawg January 23, 2004
4843 2013
 
5.
a creature i will never win over
I can't get this girl to love me.
by i swear to drunk i'm not god February 05, 2005
4035 1574
 
6.
Rumored to be real; urban myth.
Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.
by Jason October 02, 2005
3377 937
 
7.
all nice and sweet and innoccent...until you do one little thing wrong!!!!!
Bob:"hey alice, nice shirt, looks hot on you..."
Alice:"WHAT!ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!!!"
by blank May 07, 2003
3407 1221