Demons from hell that feed on the souls of men. Always get what they want, especially the more attractive ones. Are known to be nice to men only in myths. Play evil tricks and commit evil acts like dumping their drink on their boyfriend or husband because of something they think was mean. Girls contain the emotional stability of a rhino on a unicycle balancing on a tightrope made of fishing string. They can be sweet and loving one second and become hostile and filled with rage the next second (their true identity).
Man: Wow! ur the hottest girl in the world! (talking to girlfriend)
Woman: Oh! So who's the second hottest?! Ur so insensitive! I hate you!
Man: Girls are CRAZY!!! I'm thinking about suicide. (Thinking to self)
A female child or a young woman.
An extremely impressive creature that has an ability to empathize and love from a very young age. Something that many men takes years to learn and fully grasp, or never learn at all.
Unfortunate victims of sexist "macho" males and foul pedophiles, who are just insecure coward-fucking arseholes with no souls who got beaten up/abused by their equally pathetic and cowardly dads when they were little.
Girls need lots of love.
That little girl is truly an angel.
Sexist people, get out of my way. Short-sighted, narrow-minded, condescending, chauvinistic hypocrites. You're all just a bunch of big babies. Let's not regress ourselves to the stone age.
A beautiful yet complicated gender, frequently attracted to boys
, often to other girls, easily misunderstood and misperceived by the more coarse male
, as a bitch
"The female of the species is more deadly than the male"
1.) The female of the human species. Defined by the possesion of a vagina, breasts, and the ovaries. They are often found confusing by males.
1.) A creature with ovaries.
People rumored to be non-existant on the Internet.
<some girl> hi guys, i'm a girl! :)
"y helo thar...butsekz? LOLOL"
"Wait there can't be girls on the Internet! FAKER!"
"Wait, do you have nekkid pix?"
"I'll second that too!"
Girls are kind, pretty, soft, and lovable. Though, some girls can be bitches.
Some of my best friends are girls!
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know
that you would die without them... it matters not. Because once in
your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to
you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their
souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know
that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would
do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A
feeling. Only felt.
Whatever girls were to the world they became everything to me. Girls are so loveable and understanding. "I love girls."
Girls...the mystical sex. They enjoy (*GASP*) shopping and putting strange colored coats on their nails, only to be washed off by pure alcohol. :-/
They take more than 30 seconds to get dressed in the morning and spend 1/10 of their life in the salon. Do NOT attempt to approach one without a weapon.
*SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING*
More than 2 hours within contact of a girl before age 11 can be hazardous to your health.
One boy was sent to a girl's house while waiting for his parents to come home. Neighbors report they heard slashing noises and a high pitched scream. The boy was never seen again.