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Demons from hell that feed on the souls of men. Always get what they want, especially the more attractive ones. Are known to be nice to men only in myths. Play evil tricks and commit evil acts like dumping their drink on their boyfriend or husband because of something they think was mean. Girls contain the emotional stability of a rhino on a unicycle balancing on a tightrope made of fishing string. They can be sweet and loving one second and become hostile and filled with rage the next second (their true identity). Man: Wow! ur the hottest girl in the world! (talking to girlfriend)
Woman: Oh! So who's the second hottest?! Ur so insensitive! I hate you! Man: Girls are CRAZY!!! I'm thinking about suicide. (Thinking to self) |
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girls = time x money
time = money thus: girls = money x money = 'money' squared and: money = 'the root of all evil' thus: girls = (square root of evil) squared Therefore: girls = evil guy 1: girls suck
guy 2: yep, they're evil guy 3: you're just bitter cuz you haven't been laid in a while... |
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Rumored to be real; urban myth. Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.
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all nice and sweet and innoccent...until you do one little thing wrong!!!!! Bob:"hey alice, nice shirt, looks hot on you..."
Alice:"WHAT!ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!!!" |
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A beautiful yet complicated gender, frequently attracted to boys, often to other girls, easily misunderstood and misperceived by the more coarse male, as a bitch "The female of the species is more deadly than the male"
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1.) The female of the human species. Defined by the possesion of a vagina, breasts, and the ovaries. They are often found confusing by males. 1.) A creature with ovaries.
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People rumored to be non-existant on the Internet. <some girl> hi guys, i'm a girl! :)
<random people> "A female?!" "hi2u2" "y helo thar...butsekz? LOLOL" "Wait there can't be girls on the Internet! FAKER!" "STFU n00bs" "Wait, do you have nekkid pix?" "I'll second that too!" |
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Girls are kind, pretty, soft, and lovable. Though, some girls can be bitches. Some of my best friends are girls!
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