Something I just NEVER seem to get...it always seems like all da real catz can't get any chicks...
Girls, they want ONE guy, and thatz IT! And if they can't have that ONE guy, they're gonna say "all guys are jerks" and then their gonna become all sad or become all bitchy just over ONE guy that is probably "exactly what they are lookin for"
Girls need to realize that even though that ONE guy might not like them like they want them too, they NEED to move on, cuz theres other guys that want that same chick.
And these other guys (like me) try to get to know a girl like this, but we GET REJECTED.
Girls IGNORE me no matter what I seem to do. I try to go up to one, smile at them, and say "hey how's it goin?" but they ALWAYS ignore me or say "why do you care" BECAUSE I'm not that ONE guy they originally wanted in tha first place...
Girls want ONE guy DESPERATELY, and they will do anything to get him. And when they can't get that one guy, they'll start saying all boys are stupid. THEY NEED TO OPEN THEIR EYES and realize that guys like me would love to get to know them, but instead they ignore us. And this is EXACTLY why I get rejected everytime...
I'm 19 years old and I haven't even been on a date, I haven't even hugged a girl yet, and I try talkin to girls ALL DA TIME! I try bein nice, but I guess girls will ALWAYS be a "girl"
Me: "Hey, how's it goin?" :) *while smiling*
Girl: *walks by and COMPLETELY ignores guy*
Me (to another girl): "Hey, how's it goin?" :)
Girl: "why do you care?"
*Girl then probably thinks "what a loser"*
BUT WHO KNOWS what girls are really thinkin...
girls = time x money
time = money
girls = money x money = 'money' squared
money = 'the root of all evil'
girls = (square root of evil) squared
girls = evil
guy 1: girls suck
guy 2: yep, they're evil
guy 3: you're just bitter cuz you haven't been laid in a while...
Rumored to be real; urban myth.
Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.
all nice and sweet and innoccent...until you do one little thing wrong!!!!!
Bob:"hey alice, nice shirt, looks hot on you..."
Alice:"WHAT!ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!!!"
A beautiful yet complicated gender, frequently attracted to boys, often to other girls, easily misunderstood and misperceived by the more coarse male, as a bitch
"The female of the species is more deadly than the male"
1.) The female of the human species. Defined by the possesion of a vagina, breasts, and the ovaries. They are often found confusing by males.
1.) A creature with ovaries.
People rumored to be non-existant on the Internet.
<some girl> hi guys, i'm a girl! :)
"y helo thar...butsekz? LOLOL"
"Wait there can't be girls on the Internet! FAKER!"
"Wait, do you have nekkid pix?"
"I'll second that too!"
Girls are kind, pretty, soft, and lovable. Though, some girls can be bitches.
Some of my best friends are girls!