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Girls...the mystical sex. They enjoy (*GASP*) shopping and putting strange colored coats on their nails, only to be washed off by pure alcohol. :-/
They take more than 30 seconds to get dressed in the morning and spend 1/10 of their life in the salon. Do NOT attempt to approach one without a weapon. *SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING* More than 2 hours within contact of a girl before age 11 can be hazardous to your health. One boy was sent to a girl's house while waiting for his parents to come home. Neighbors report they heard slashing noises and a high pitched scream. The boy was never seen again.
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girls = time x money
time = money thus: girls = money x money = 'money' squared and: money = 'the root of all evil' thus: girls = (square root of evil) squared Therefore: girls = evil guy 1: girls suck
guy 2: yep, they're evil guy 3: you're just bitter cuz you haven't been laid in a while... |
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Rumored to be real; urban myth. Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.
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all nice and sweet and innoccent...until you do one little thing wrong!!!!! Bob:"hey alice, nice shirt, looks hot on you..."
Alice:"WHAT!ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!!!" |
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A beautiful yet complicated gender, frequently attracted to boys, often to other girls, easily misunderstood and misperceived by the more coarse male, as a bitch "The female of the species is more deadly than the male"
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1.) The female of the human species. Defined by the possesion of a vagina, breasts, and the ovaries. They are often found confusing by males. 1.) A creature with ovaries.
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People rumored to be non-existant on the Internet. <some girl> hi guys, i'm a girl! :)
<random people> "A female?!" "hi2u2" "y helo thar...butsekz? LOLOL" "Wait there can't be girls on the Internet! FAKER!" "STFU n00bs" "Wait, do you have nekkid pix?" "I'll second that too!" |
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Girls are kind, pretty, soft, and lovable. Though, some girls can be bitches. Some of my best friends are girls!
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