2)Guy: Shit, my cell phone will be ruined in the pit, Better go stash this in my girl's purse.
3)Guy: Hey, baby, take some sweet pictures of me when I slamdance, ok?
Girlfriend: Alright! *is holding phone in purse, wearing his jacket, and has camera in hand* al the time thinking, "he's so great."
"Do you mind if my girlfriend comes?"
"My girlfriend says that if I don't know, then she's not telling me. What's that suppose to mean?!?"
"i have a girlfriend"
"i love my girlfriend"
"she's his/her girlfriend