Greg: Better watch it tonight. My girlfriend doesn't like seeing me out late with the lads.
Scott: Have you ever had a girlfriend, Joe?
Joe: Nah, I've never had a girlfriend, just fuck buddies.
Scott: Lucky bastard!
I wanted a girlfriend for six years, thinking I was a sad loser for every year I hadn't had one, and thinking it was the only way to get laid, but when I heard people complaining about their relationships time and time again, I remembered I lost my virginity with a fuck buddy when still in school and (realising how blessed I am) got another (really gorgeous) fuck buddy.
"Do you mind if my girlfriend comes?"
"My girlfriend says that if I don't know, then she's not telling me. What's that suppose to mean?!?"
"i have a girlfriend"
"i love my girlfriend"
"she's his/her girlfriend