something men feel that they need in their life, of course this is a mistake, men need food, water, shelter, not "girlfriend". when you do something wrong "girlfriend"
will be sure to remind you. "girlfriend" also makes sure to point out all the things "girlfriend" doesnt like (friends, sports, etc), things you dont do that "girlfriend" is
used to and emphasizing all that "girlfriend" does for you, amazingly all this is done while giving men the feeling that "girlfriend" puts up with alot more then
"girlfriends" friend's do.
"Girlfriend" also assumes men have endless supply of money.
Girlfriend: I wana go *insert name of stupid place here* !! Remember I went to that dumb movie with you last week.
Guy: Ok fine let's go. (thats funny I remember picking her up and paying for the tickets to the movie last week, I could have just gone with the guys and saved
Girlfriend: I cant believe you did that, Diana's boyfriend never did anything like that to her !!
Guy: What did I do wrong??
Girlfriend: If you dont know I am not gonna tell you.
Guy: Please tell me whats wrong (how will I know if she doesnt tell me?)
Guy: Just tell me.
Girlfriend: Nothing is wrong.
*Cycle repeats about a hundred times over*
mystical creature whose known powers range from clairvoyancy to being able to bleed for a week without dying. a person to have on your side.
Man, i'm glad i have a girlfriend
(n.) The greatest thing a man could ever experience.
(n.) The most painful thing a man could ever experience.
I love my girlfriend.
Even when she rips out my heart.
(n.)the one human female which holds certain super-human abilities such as: mind control, mood swings, playing tired, breaking the bank, and unlimited talking;
"Uh oh, my girlfriend's calling me."
"Do you mind if my girlfriend comes?"
"My girlfriend says that if I don't know, then she's not telling me. What's that suppose to mean?!?"
the one person you can really share everything with and who will be there through the good, the bad and the fucking excellent - notjust significant other, but essential.
What millions of perverts are looking for on Neopets and various other sites originally intended for pre-pubescent audiences.
"I need a girlfriend, hey sweetychik1990 will u be my gf"
The keeper of one's manhood(balls
) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage
and chops them off or ends the relationship
"Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"
A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.
"she's my girlfriend"
"i have a girlfriend"
"i love my girlfriend"
"she's his/her girlfriend