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giraffing it 

It's like this really sexual filthy, filthy thing where you and however many partners try to eat fruit out of trees. Right out of 'em. And there's, I don't know where the insertion happens maybe like, after you eat all the fruit out of the trees you lay down on each other? Back and forth on each other and you enjoy the fruity taste that you got in your mouth.

There's a risk if a second potential partner enters there area, you have to slap your necks together to establish dominance.

Lot of injuries from that.
I don't wanna kiss and tell but this week me and my girl were totally giraffing it.
giraffing it by Bramblepelt August 12, 2019

baby giraffing 

When one is so intoxicated that their walking ressembles that of a newborn baby giraffe; typically witnessed when college sorority girls in unusually high heels try to leave (i.e. stumble from) the bar after a night of frinks
"Man did you see Karah last night?! She was baby giraffing the whole way to the car!!"
baby giraffing by pbstell April 14, 2014

Giraffin 

Getting so high off one's self, they feel superior
"White people out here giraffin!" - Angry Educated Black Man
Giraffin by AdilBeMe September 23, 2017
A giraffe which has a short SEXY moustache who is Jewish and chubby can often be found on the outskirts of your local GUN shop sometimes can be identified as a giraffnia by mistake
Jonny: hey is that a .... you know...
Robert: a.. giraffino...

DUN DUN DUUNNNNN
Carl: oh dang boys we gotta get outta here

Amber: wait isn’t he friends with that like penguino guy you know the one with the sombrero hat in the Ford Fiesta

The rest: we know now shut the FUCK up idiot
Giraffino by 69nice January 1, 2020

Giraffing 

Verb - the sneak attack make-out of a really tall guy, usually directed at a below average height girl.

Also, to giraffe or to be giraffed.
Watch out for Lawrence, he's known for giraffing when you least expect it.
Giraffing by Uhura-song June 16, 2014

Giraffing 

Making out with a girl that you are at least one foot taller than.
"Damn you see those two making out in the corner."
"Yeah man, he's straight giraffing her"
Giraffing by Herkenham October 9, 2013