giraffe's neck

A turd peppered with sweetcorn kernels

After last night's corn-on-the-cob, it's no surprise that I just layed down a giraffe's neck. What's more, it smelled like the Savanna too.

by koyn November 29, 2006

Giraffe Neck

When you take a shit so big, that people mistake it for a Giraffe's Neck.

Dad, my anus hurts, I just got finished squeezing out a giraffe neck.

by Aaron Sierpo March 24, 2007

Giraffe Neck

a person with a abnormally long neck who looks like a giraffe

"Wow that girl kylie looks like a giraffe neck"

by badniqqabitch July 21, 2017

giraffe-neck

To botch or bungle. An exclamation of frustration.

Oh giraffe-neck! I just dropped my shampoo bottle on my foot. It really hurt.

by Jay-Tizzle August 15, 2006

Giraffe Neck

The art of inserting your entire arm in a womans' vagina.

A: Bro, I totally giraffe necked that chick, Maddie!

B: ...Did she die?

A: Yeah... but it was totally worth it!

by ladiesman69 ;) January 25, 2011

Giraffe's Neck

When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.

"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"

by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013

Giraffe's Neck

Code word for "Give me head"

Hey girl, giraffe's neck. ;)
Girl:
Giraffe:

by Giraffes Neck September 14, 2019