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1) A punch that simulates punching a giraffe

2) Alternative Metal band from the UK
Example 1) Where assailant happens to be on a trampoline, jumps up and while in mid air, flying punches the target. Thus simulating the effort required to, if needs be, Punch a Giraffe.

Example 2) "I Retain This" - Giraffe Punch EP
by Jako373 May 05, 2009

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