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A disease that when your skin pigment goes apeshit and your skin goes uncolored, turning white and having an incredible amount of freckles all over your body and especially on your face. The disease also affects your hair colour turning it into an orange-gold or orange-brown colour. Small childrens are affected by this disease when they have a lack of a soul, especially when they were melestered in their youth . Ginger Kids must avoid excessive sun rays contact as they're skin is extremly sensitive. They must put a mass amount of suncream before going swimming or other activities. 60% of Ginger kids also gets brain deficienties and have low amount of maturity and are lunatic. Other 30% is good. People who suffered Gingervitis, Like Ron Howard and Shaun White were the 2 people who have done great things in life. I don't know any others.
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a disease held by a kid who has orange hair, pale skin and freckles on his face. Don't confuse them with kids with orange hair but without the skin and freckles. Those freaks are known as daywalkers. Ron Howard is a total gingervitis patient
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The horrible disease that infects every single red haired person. Symptoms include: red hair, freckles, the lack of one's soul, and the feeling that you just don't belong in society. Gingervitis can be passed on to other people with the harmful bite, this bite can spread the disease to any person, so be careful around ginger kids. Andy : dude did you see that soul-less ginger kid?
Eric : yeah, he definetly has gingervitis, don't let him bite you. |
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An incredibly serious disease in children. Symptoms are Red hair, white skin, and freckles.
Okay, yeah, so Gingervitis is not actually serious. But it WAS on South Park (Season 9 Episode 11) !
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The disease that causes non-gingers to suddenly turn into a ginger. Often confused with Gingivitis, a gum disease. Ginger: If you don't stop being such a douche, I'll give you Gingervitis
Guy: Ok, ok, sorry. |
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A disease carried by a person/ginger with red hair. Once contracted it is not curable. Contracting this disease is as easy as kiss a ginger. If the person has dyed red hair they do not have the disease. This disease is highly spreadable and is genetic. Girl:Omg i can't believe we kissed last night!
Boy(ginger):Hey um.... Girl:what is it? Boy(ginger): welcome to the wonderful world of gingervitis. Girl:noooooooooooo |
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the bad breath that is your punishment for giving oral to a ginger I'll bet Ron Howard would give you aweful gingervitis
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The disease that plagues all gingers of the world. Oh my god; did you see how bad a case of gingervitis that kid had!
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