Ginger is the has been to take the form of a human being, but this is because of the deceitful nature of gingers and is trying to trick you. He is a nice, loving god but if you get on his bad side he will unleash his divine wraith upon thee and will make you wish you were never born. he has also on occasion unleashed he is army of gingers to kidnap people in the night. There are ways to appease him though, he enjoys sacrifices of food and drink(virgin sacrifices are welcome to), worship of him, and gifts of video games, movies and comic books. He will also be pleased with sex from women and only women. Ginger is known to converse with his oracle that is a magical talking toucan named Toucan. He also believes people with the initials J.B. are douches.
Remember that he is the most amazing thing ever, better than anything else and is incredibly sexy.
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: A legion of soulless gingers came and took him to bring to their amazing and wonderful god!
Person 2: That's terrible!
Gingers are awesome and have blond eyelashes. They are also extremely sexy.
Gingers are more sensitive to thermal pain than regular people, but less sensitive to pain from electricity.
People all over the world can be gingers, but most of them seem to come from Scotland.
Gingers are frickin adorable.
non-ginger 2: i know man, i wish i had hair like that
non-ginger 1: hey, lets make fun of them and pretend theyre not the awesomest people we've ever met and that we wouldnt give anything to be half as cool as them!
non-ginger 2: thats what i was thinking dude!
ginger: *kills both non-gingers in their sleep*
She must be evil soulless!
1. Seasonal ginger
2. wanna be ginger
3. "strawberry" ginger
4. Denial ginger
5. radically freckled ginger
6. gingerlicious ginger
7. super ginger
8. lobster ginger
9. epic ginger