Anyone who has a very low intelligence and doesn't completely know how to pronounce his/her R's and L's. This individual may very well be an asshat or ass monkey. He/she usually will have a false sense of coolness and manliness. The individual typically has a terrible lisp. He/she may be seen lumbering around the urban jungle that is Round Rock, Texas.
Man 1:"Hey man, did you just see that ass monkey walk by?"
Man 2:"Dude thats a Gilstrap. Its not his fault. He was born that way."
by JC78681Krs January 11, 2009
A Gilstrap is an incredibly sexy being of the male persuasion. This species has been known to attract females of all genres, although he prefers the "white meat".
That Gilstrap is da' man sista, I want him to let me ride the bologna pony.
by Peter North February 11, 2004
Anyone who has a very low intelligence and doesn't completely know how to pronounce his/her R's and L's. This individual may very well be an asshat or ass monkey. He/she usually will have a false sense of coolness and manliness. The individual typically has a terrible lisp.
Man 1:"Hey man, did you just see that ass monkey walk by?"
Man 2:"Dude thats a Gilstrap. Its not his fault. He was born that way."
by JC78681Krs January 11, 2009

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