When giving directions locally just use Wawa and Freeds a a reference since there is nothing else there.
Directions to where boyertown is use Zerns.
Ho- Where the fuck is that?
Pimp- Find the shit hole Zerns and go like three minutes down the road
Ho- That makes sence
Pimp- Go by the Wawa there is nothing else there.
Ho- Yes daddy
You've heard of Zern's?
Like two mintues away from that.