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4.
A person who manually masterbates dogs
Ron "steve why is that man wanking that dog off ?"
Steve"oh its ok ron he's a gifford"
by stewartlubbock November 10, 2011
 
1.
One whose personal qualities are deficient or inadequate, if you will - a word used to describe something or someone that is really bad or just generally shit. Wholly disappointing.
"hello mate, how was the event you attended last night"
"it was a hoot, I made several new acquaintances'

"Oh, coolio - did you meet my cousin Bernard?"
"As a matter of fact I did"
"what did you make of him?"
"Well to be honest he was a bit of a GIFFORD"

"What did you get for Christmas buddy?"
"A pet Corn Snake"
"Brill, are you pleased with it?"
"No, its a bit shit to be honest, in fact I would go as far to say that my parents have got me a real GIFFORD"

"How was your school report?"
"A let down mate - straight up GIFFORD"
by CornSnake December 29, 2011
 
2.
A person who possesses a great amount of courage.

# Frank Gifford, American athlete and sports commentator
# Hugh de Giffard, 12th century Scottish baron
# Josh Gifford, English Jockey
# Png Gifford,President
# Kathie Lee Gifford, television host and singer; wife of Frank Gifford
# Maurice Gifford, son of 2nd Baron Gifford, British Army Officer
# Png Gifford,President
That's Gifford of you to rescue the cat from the tree!

I did an act of Gifford today.

by HappyFeet3573 March 22, 2009
 
3.
Giffords is a cob word for breasts used in the county of Kent, United Kingdom.

(Cob is the Kentish regional language)
That Canterbury bird's got a lovely set of giffords, Gillat.
by Jacques-Alain January 23, 2013
 
5.
When someones drinks alcohol to the point that they can no longer speak so others can understand them.
I went to the bar the other night & there was a guy there that was so gifford. I couldn't believe they were still serving him.
by BR549 alpha bravo December 10, 2010
 
6.
A Gifford is the piece of skin between a mans ball sack and arse crack
look at that Cornebys Gifford
by michellerider1 April 01, 2010
 
7.
The act of arriving unreasonably late or failing to arrive at all, even when promised.
"Dude, you pulled such a gifford last night. We totally had plans."
by Ballzzz December 05, 2009