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gibsoning 

A gibsoning is a loud, incoherent, alcohol induced rant that is delivered with venomous intent. The rant often is delivered sometime between midnight and early morning and the victim is often a spurned lover. The rant can take many forms and can even include abstract acts such as keying a cock into the car door of said spurned lover. Often the gibsoning is delivered with such violent intent that even the gibsoner is unaware of his actions due to what is sometimes called Gibson blindside. A condition where rage often rules common sense. Most gibsons are delivered over multiple messages with each more violent than the last. Often the victim is a mega slut, but rarely can be an unsuspecting victim that happens to be in the vicinity at the time of gibsoning. Gibsoning has been known to take the form of cock pictures on the spurned lovers face book page also. Gibsoning is almost always warranted however the severity is often harsher than necessary.
I hope you get raped by pack of niggers... No you'd like that. Said the man gibsoning the slut
gibsoning by Mel gibo January 5, 2014

gibsonton 

A town that use to be amazing but has turned into the walking dead. Main attractions are tweakers , trailer parks and of course fuckboys and thunder thots.
Person 1 :Hey lets go to gibsonton to go see a movie.
Person 2: Have you been there lately ?
Persona 1: no...
Person2: might catch something you cant release! Ex.. cold, a charge, chlamydia,
gibsonton by The honest one 116 November 9, 2017
Related Words

Gibsonize 

To make rude or harsh anti-Semitic remarks. Mel Gibson
I can't believe the way she Gibsonized him!
Gibsonize by ljkievlan August 2, 2006

Gibsonitus 

When a guitar/bass guitar is so heavy on the neck and headstock, that the body just cant match the weight, and the neck dips down when playing. Just like Gibson guitars (firebird, x-plorer, flying V, SG, Les Paul) are famous for.

"Dude, i just got a B.C. Rich Warlock."
"How is it?"
"Good sitting down, but standing up playing, its got fuckin' Gibsonitus"
Gibsonitus by Pat the bassist April 14, 2009

Gibsonize 

To take a story that originally had a small bit of violence or bloodshed in it, and exaggerate it into a resplendent blood bath. Said because virtually all of Mel Gibson's movies have had gallons of blood with gruesome violence.
Murron to Braveheart:Today I fell off my skateboard and cut my knee on the pavement and a few drops of blood came out.
Braveheart to Murron's parents:Well she fell off her skateboard and severed a major artery and painted the pavement red, so I cut her throat with my fingernail and grabbed her by her feet and twirled her around to ensure good blood coverage.
Murron to Parents:Braveheart! Don't Gibsonize the story!

Gibsoning 

Standing incredibly awkwardly 6 feet apart while talking to the maiden interest
Boy 1: He’s gibsoning like a Gibson!
Boy 2: rizz is rizz.

Mel Gibsoning 

The act of running at someone or something and stabbing it at an upward angle with an object not meant to be a spear.
Movies have a lot of examples of Mel Gibsoning, like originally in the Patriot when Mel Gibson stabbed a red coat with a flag pole