A Giant Douche is one who frequents seedy strip clubs and annoys managers, guards, girls and patrons alike. Cleverly disguised as a working man with money by wearing a fluro shirt bought at Crazy Clark's for $2, they give themselves away by repeating the same phrases every five minutes and drinking VB. Once removed from a venue, giant douches often thank their evictors for the honour of being evicted. Giant douches also unthinkingly hand their girlfriends tasers after guards also act like a giant douche and call them a skank
Kev: You know me, I'm Kev
Tito: Kev, you're a Giant Douche and a pain in my ass. Get out!
by Sledgie November 22, 2009
The usual choice between 2 canidates in a election or chose a turd sandwich.
So who are you gonna vote fpr a giant douche, or turd sandwich?
by Jon Opium October 14, 2006
A giant douche is a regular douche, but has certain qualities that take him above and beyond.
"Oh man. Korey Sweet is such a douche."
"No way, man. He's a giant douche."
by Senor Finkelstein March 08, 2008
Glenn Woodward
hey you know that guy glenn..
the one with 2 n's?
yeah thats the one.. he's actually a giant douche
by shit bloke September 24, 2010

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