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A Large male (i.e. > 160lbs) or Petite female (i.e. < 105lbs) that discusses meaningless movie specifics and bizarre film excerpts while sipping flavored water. Enjoys watching pedophiles being tackled and publicly humiliated while assessing the value of their clothes. Companion to Mike.
Ghouds is not Bob Ross, American painter and television presenter.

Haggs stands pigeon-toed and obsolete, with pipe and coffee, as acquaintance Ghouds fights two dudes at once.

As Haggs channeled through his porn collection, Ghouds listened to Rich Haggs discuss shingles and other things roofing.
by 548 March 22, 2007

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