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4. Ghost shit
You take a dump and when you turn around to have a look at it (of course you do) there is nothing there..
"I swear i curled out a trans-atlantic cable but when i looked down there was nothing there.." "Whoa ghost shit!"
by footfarmer Sep 17, 2005 add a video
1. ghost shit
A shit that you spend a nice long time working on, but then when you're done, isn't in the toilet! You could have sworn you took that shit but it's gone! You wipe your arse and it's perfectly clean. Where did the shit go? I don't know!
Bob: Hey man! You didn't flush the toilet! Samwise: It's ok playa. It was a ghost shit... respek
by MadHat Dec 17, 2004 add a video
2. ghost shit
When you shit and whipe your ass and its clean. *then you look in the toilet, the shit went down the hole, thus simulating the effect that your shit never existed.

*the first condition is enough to constitute a ghost shit.
youll have it one day
by HPB Apr 5, 2003 add a video
3. ghost shit
Stool or dump of which there is no trace when you stand up and turn round to admire it.
by r. mellie Sep 22, 2003 add a video
5. Ghost Shit
When you take that monster shit, and then go to wipe your ass, but theres nothing there. It's like it never happened... :|
Kelsey: Hey Matt you almost done in there?
Matt: Yeah but we're out of toilet paper...
oh wait its a ghost shit nevermind its coo.
6. Ghost Shit
The act of defecating in one's toilet, and upon turning to admire, finding no shit in the toilet
"I ate so much at that taco place I thought I'd definitely find a masterpiece in my john, but I made a Ghost Shit instead" Said Michael woefully
7. Ghost shit
A type of fart that smells like straight up shit, as if you think someone actually shat themselves, but they just farted.
Yo, I farted and everyone thought I shit in my pants but I told them it was just a ghost shit!
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