A ghetto martini, made by pouring straight vodka in a martini glass. Garnished with olives if you're feeling real fancy. No ice, no vermouth, no shaking. Straight up ghettini. Origin: first shouted at the bartender by a performer at The Rex Jazz Bar in Toronto.

"YO GET ME A GHETTINI!"

"A what?"

"A GHETTINI!"

"....."

"POUR VODKA IN A MARTINI GLASS AND BRING IT OVA! THAT'S A GHETTINI, FOOL!"