A command given to someone that uses their time solely on trivial things so they look cool, but everybody knows that they arent cool.

Most people who are told to "get a life" usually retort with something that only a retard would say, such as "Why don't you?", "I already have one.", or, my personal favorite, "Get a face."

If someone needs to "Get a life", they often are disliked by the majority of their peers. If you are lacking a life, you have no interests, friends, or hobbies. You are exceptionally dull-witted, and having no friends is a result of this.

People with very low self-esteem are told to "get a life" sometimes by people that are fed up with them complaining about either how much their life sucks (when it really doesnt) or how stupid/ugly they are, espacially when they arent stupid/ugly.

If you are ever told to "get a life", you should make sure that you dont ahve the symptoms of not having a life, and then FIX IT! Get some friends, find some hobbies, or just stop being stupid!

*There is no real way to "get a life", so it's really a useless comment, ust to say that you lack
A.) personality
B.) friends
C.) interests
D.) anything else that would make someone appealing, an make other people want to spend time with them
"Get a life, loser!"
by marylovesmusic21 December 02, 2006
Top Definition
Phrase used by insecure xenophobes as a response to someone with different hobbies, interests or attitudes to themselves. These people often think they have a lot of friends, but usually nobody really cares for them.
"You are intelligent, have a high-paid job and a good future? Get a life!"

"You don't like the same things as me? Get a life!"
by John Q Moron December 08, 2003
the ultimate insult for insecure people who have nothing better to say. people who use this "diss" have no life themselves. they usually say this to feel better about their own sad lives by criticizing someone else's "life".
U LIKE VIEDOGAMES? UR A BIG GAY NERD THOSE R FOR LOSERS I HAVE 59348753 FRIENDS AND U HAVE NONE BECUZ U PLAY VIDEOGAMES OMGOMGOMG GET A LIFE!

U PLAYED POKEMONS WHEN U WERE 5? OMG FAG BOY I NEVER WATCHED POKEMON I WAS TOO BUSY HAVING SEX AND DOING DRUGS OMGOMGOMG GET A LIFE!

U GOT AN A ON THE TEST? STFU I HAVE ALL F'S BECUZ I'M KOOL AND CARING ABOUT MY FUTURE IS FOR LOSERS FUCKING BICH BICH OMGOMGOMG GET A LIFE!





by madvillainy 0_o August 01, 2008
A phrase retards say to other people who they don't know anything about. It's just a dumb phrase to say because they can't think of anything else but just want your attention. The truth is the people who tell others to 'get a life' are the ones lacking the life.
Only losers say 'get a life' to other people.
by Bmads January 24, 2008
An insult, commonly used by egotistical individuals who know nothing about the person they're insulting. It is mostly used when the person has found out that another person has a gaming/computer hobby and choses to insult that person (mostly behind a keyboard), rather than using his/her time to talk to friends or do something of meaning. Ironic, right?
Egotistical Tw*t "Get a life, fag!"
Guy with a different hobby: "Whoah, what a great insult. You sure told me."
Egotistical Tw*t (blissfully unaware of the sarcasm shown) "That's right!"
by koopaface February 07, 2009
An insult commonly used as a last resort; when someone gets pwnt so badly by a witty insult/comeback that they have nothing else to say other than "get a life".
Retard: You're such a nerd. You're never gonna get laid
Guy: At least I don't change the subject when someone asks how many friends I have.
Retard: Go get a life.
by qwerqwerqwerqwerqwer September 08, 2009
A phrase said by idiots to people who do something with their time other than smoke weed, drink, and have sex with everyone.
WUT? You read last night? You didn't get laid instead?! Get a life!
by Someone fed up November 05, 2010
An order given to a person by someone else, usually online, that requires the person to turn off his computer and go find someone else to spend time with as soon as possible. The person who gives the order holds the belief that humans who have the audacity of spending time by themselves and not while accompanied by other humans, shame the whole human race and, therefore, must be prompted to do what is socially required of them. Reflects the modern belief that you're nothing if you like being alone.

Usually addressed to people in complete unawareness of their actual level of sociability.
Why do you want me to give an example? Like seriously. Get a life and leave me alone.
by Insert Nickname Here June 21, 2010
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