Jon: No, however I am from Quebec.
Gerry: Close enough! Get'er India!
(commence the drinking of India Pale Ale)
Gerry: Y'ever been ta India?
Attractive Lady: No, I haven't, are you a travel agent?
Gerry: I'm not, but my friend Jon is! Get'em India!!
(commence Jon getting some lovin')
Jon: You goin to the beer store tonight, lil bro?
Gerry: I aint, but I'm bound to run India at the bar later!