A term used for someone being completely retarded whilst thinking he/she is the oposite.
That guy is such a gert.
by WilliamMines June 26, 2007
Top Definition
'Great' or 'very' in a dirty bristol accent.
'E took me behind the chip shop, and when 'e cum in I, it were gert lush.
by Sam November 13, 2003
A Bristolian slang word meaning 'Big' or 'Very' etc.

Often said in a very Farmerish Bristolian accent by the slightly older generation.
1. Shut yer mouth you bloody gert bastard, you.

2. That was a gert Hippo.

3. Gert lush.
by Jube December 12, 2005
Big or very
Christ! That elephant's bloody gert.
by ss March 19, 2004
latin: Gert means "he who is strong with the spear"
Gert - meaning the name of a man - frequently used in the Netherlands
by dude9999999 February 06, 2010
To ejaculate seminal fluid multiple times in an abrupt and violent manner, often without regard for the well-being of others.
I gerted on her face.
They played rock-paper-scissors to gert on their knee.
Sometimes you just gotta gert.
by Mike&Drag March 10, 2011
an abnormally large anus
This chick I just met had a GERT....
by dragn_99 September 14, 2009
Adjective/ The feeling of accomplishment, happiness, often used with accordance to bert and mert.

Origins : Canada, Ms Tanino's Class

Synonym: Wonderful Funderful Orgasm
Antonym: Bert

Used In reference Of Frankenstein, Bert and Mert
Aman: This Book Id Gert
Avi: What Book
Aman: Frankenstien
Aaron: Its Mert
Avi: Its Bert
Aman Gert
Aaron: Mert
Avi: Bert
by Applebutta October 18, 2010
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