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Gersh. Verb.

To completely emasculate yourself, through your own doing, by acting like a weenie to any affront or perceived discomfort regardless of magnitude.
Mr. Kuntzman really gershed it when he wrote that article about how small his gonads were.
by Joedaddy 755 June 24, 2016
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Word that is used to describe how cool something is.
1) Wow, Jay-Z's performance was so gersh!
by awesomexopossum March 22, 2010
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Used as an expression of surprise, disbelief, anger or disgust.
"Gersh! My car's been clamped.", "Gersh! I just stepped in dog poo."
by Brock McNamara October 29, 2003
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A guy who usually looks nerdy, but sometimes looks cute if you catch him at the right angle and the right time.
"I'm gonna have to see him in person. Judging from his pictures, he looks like a Gersh!"

"Eww, that guy was a total Gersh!"
by Christin October 08, 2006
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I Gershed the chicken.
by LG January 19, 2003
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A person who is personally offended by broad social trends and overly sensitive about unfavorable personal interactions.
Ex. 1: The dude is such a gersh. He argued with me for 15 minutes about my choice to where a skinny tie. He said it was trendy and that I would never wear it again after this year, but then seemed genuinely pissed and insecure that I went to the mall and bought one without inviting him.
by Tartuffalino November 20, 2010
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To steal an item or form of property or in some cases replacing the item with a far less valuable item.
Even though she worked at the library, she felt the need to gersh books.
by MallCopThePig January 30, 2013
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