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1.
The best Orc Hunter of all time in World of Warcraft
Gerp killed a million mobs with one shot.
by Artsoldier1 March 30, 2009
 
2.
to choke on ones testicles
(provided by the Webster's Dicitonary)
I was only playing about the sex part but she did gerp me last night. Honestly
by *Wonderboy Marvel* June 30, 2003
 
3.
n. methamphetamine.
v. the act of being under the influence of methamphetamine; activities one does while under the influence of methamphetamine.
adj. of or like gerp or characteristics of gerp
Last night I got some bomb gerp so I got all gerped and gerped my face off out in the garage for about 14 hours. The garage is totally gerp now, there's no hiding it.
by Llenar November 17, 2008
 
4.
an ugly girl/guy. or a ridiculous time.
"Jack you are about to hook up with a GERP. Retreat now!!!"

"Gary you look hella gerp right now."
by Tads17 April 12, 2010
 
5.
to choke on ones testicles
Your mom gerped my nutsack.
by niggers are gay May 11, 2003
 
6.
gerp, when the prefix es is attachted, becomes an abbreviation of the genital herpes. Gerpes
your mother has gerpes, then passed them onto me
by Anonymous May 13, 2003
 
7.
buzzin' like drunk, tipsy.....also see pervin' and swervin'
let's get our "gerp" on!!! = let's get drunk
by street May 12, 2003