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1.
n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.
"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."

by buckeyefever09 April 15, 2008
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2.
A wake up call that involves evacuating bodily gasses in the face of sleeping partner, while shouting "Guten Morgen".
I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!
by stonedonajax October 02, 2013
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3.
n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.
"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."

by buckeyefever09 April 15, 2008
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4.
A drastically misjudged fart resulting in a follow through
"Fetch me some new slacks Jeeves" said the Queen "I seem to have given myself a German Surprise"
by James Cook August 31, 2006
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