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First, to give context French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination. Then, German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?! Parkourie 1: David Belle can speed run through Dordogne France in less than 45 minutes; he's the founder and the best!
Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face. Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence* |
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