Andy: We didn't order these.
Bartender: They're from the two ladies over there.
(Points to two 10 year old girls)
Andy: Dude, nice! Thank you, ladies.
Bartender: Watchout, they're gerbils.
Bartender: Yeah, The opposite of cougars.
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