Do not put this item in your mouth.
Do not eat your gerbil or stick it up your butt.
Andy: We didn't order these.
Bartender: They're from the two ladies over there.
(Points to two 10 year old girls)
Andy: Dude, nice! Thank you, ladies.
Bartender: Watchout, they're gerbils.
Bartender: Yeah, The opposite of cougars.