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a kid with lack of self control, but funny as shit, and thinks every joke has sexual innuendo. Hes good at all sports and has tons of friends and gets all the chicks. Hes smart and will end up at a good college. Gerard is french for "huge dick." A gerard usually gets a ton of girls.
Dude, look its Gerard - that kid is so hot and funny.
by Jezus Christ January 13, 2009
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THE BEST FRIGGIN SINGER ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET! He has amazing vocals and, as a person, when he speaks its from the heart. Not to mention his good looks. =
Gerard is the singer of MCR.
by IronMaidenIsLove August 14, 2008
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normally has big feet and a huge cock.
Did you hear ? What ? Gerard has a twelve incher .
yeah I know.
by johno980 May 03, 2011
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A name applied to all manner of things that you can form an obsession with. Most commonly known as the best black moor goldfish of all time, Gerard. A smart, gorgeous ladies-fish/man who gets all the girl (and guy) goldfish in his aqua tank. Gerard is easy to talk to, but sometimes has a temper. Gerard...is the love of everyone's life.
"Guess who helped me with my problems today?"

"Who!?"

"Gerard!"

"Oh my gosh! You are so lucky!"

:)
by A_zn! Hor$e. April 21, 2010
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A very sexy and intelligent indivdual, who is often self deprecating, as he doesn't understand how amazing he is.
by xxTooshaxx February 06, 2011
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Intelligent, caring, nice, cute, and sexy person. He's into video games, which is so awesome. He's a fun person to be around and is missed so much when apart from him. Once you meet him, he'll be all you think about. He is an amazing person.
I'm trying hard to figure out just how I ever did without Gerard.
by BewitchingSamantha April 11, 2011
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A person who seems incredibly sensible and mature. But when they have a couple of units of alcohol in their bloodstream, turn into mad, gullible, fun-loving idiots.
"Look at him flying down the hill on that office chair!"
"I know, he's a right Gerard!"
by Cheeksachu November 07, 2012
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