Guy 2: dude shut the hell up! do you wanna be sucked into a soul sucking crater???
Guy 1: oh my gawd it's true...
Gerald: Voy a pisar el patio de su cuerpo que culo agujero!!!
Guy 2: don't try to run....
Guy 1: Nooooooooooo-------
Gerald: mmmmm sooooouuullllssss....
Guys like these are hard to find, because they are great to have around. Not only are they smart (like a nerd), but they have looks (like a model).
A typical Gerald would be found on a computer or phone in a chat room, or just online playing video games.
Kathy: Hell yeah and he was lookin' good doing it. I heard he bought free drinks for the whole school afterwards.
Simon: I would so hate that guy if he didn't always hook me up with free Blackhawks tickets.
Kathy: I really want to give him a vamp job.
Simon: Man what a gerald.
BFF: Oh hes Gerald
Miyamoto is such a friggin Gerald!
"Sorry, I wanted to kick someone," Gerald explains.
"It's alright, Gerald, you can kick him any time you want," Mr. M says.
"Okay," Gerald says (with a big grin on his face)
"Owwwwwww!", Mr. E!," student shouts.
"Yeah, I was trying to pull a Gerald."