The strong silent type. Very muchly of Cuban descent. Holds the universe together in his bare hands. His only weakness is water that is not deemed pure by The magical unicorn fairies of angels of God. He can be a homicidal maniac and will fuck you up. you're only warning is if he bursts into rapid fire spanish. you can run, but you won't run far because he will create a crater and it will suck your soul from yo' body!
Guy 1: F*** YOU GERALD
Guy 2: dude shut the hell up! do you wanna be sucked into a soul sucking crater???
Guy 1: oh my gawd it's true...
: Voy a pisar el patio de su cuerpo que culo agujero!!!
Guy 2: don't try to run....
Guy 1: Nooooooooooo-------
: mmmmm sooooouuullllssss....
A cool, sweet, fun, lovable guy, who always seems to be misunderstood. He can be romantic as well.
Guys like these are hard to find, because they are great to have around. Not only are they smart (like a nerd), but they have looks (like a model).
A typical Gerald would be found on a computer or phone in a chat room, or just online playing video games.
Wow, I've never met a guy like him before. He must be a Gerald.
The lady-killer you want to hate but can't 'cause he's a great guy. Short for filthy Gerald
Simon: Crap, did Jojo just make out with Lisa last night at homecoming?
Kathy: Hell yeah and he was lookin' good doing it. I heard he bought free drinks for the whole school afterwards.
Simon: I would so hate that guy if he didn't always hook me up with free Blackhawks tickets.
Kathy: I really want to give him a vamp job
Simon: Man what a gerald.
He is a nice young man, who will do anything he sets his mind too, he is understanding of those around him, and he will always help those in need. People are usually very open with him, and always want to get to know him better.
Girl: well he was very nice
BFF: Oh hes Gerald
insanely artistic. most often the pimpest, badass, most influential visual artists of all muthafuckin' time, bitch! usually hangs out with other artsy fartsy cats. sometimes used as a substitution for badass
. most commonly referred to as the genius
That is so fuckin, Gerald! I love it!
Miyamoto is such a friggin Gerald!
The excess ash on a blunt, that looks like Gerald's hair from Hey Arnold! To ash it off give Gerald a haircut.
"Ash the blunt off" "naaaa take a moment to look at Gerald's afro hair......okayyy i guess it's time to give Gerald a hair cut"
A male, usually fat and smelly pretending to be a woman on the internet.
"Dude, I think that chick is actually a Gerald."
He's a really cool guy who loves to have fun. He was a loner at first but made really good friends. He would usually make a weird joke to annoy his friends. You can usually find him playing computer games, in a chat group, or doing something weird. He is very artistic and loves to draw anime and manga characters for fun. His favorite anime/manga genres are Action, Adventure, and Shonen. He likes to read long books. He is also very athletic and will do anything to win a game of soccer, leading him to hurt his friends (by kicking them in the foot Really Hard
). He calls his friend "Mr. President and Pedo the Bear" (due to his name) to annoy the heck out of him.
" Owwww!", Mr. E, " Gerald kicked me again!", student shouted.
"Sorry, I wanted to kick someone," Gerald explains.
"It's alright, Gerald, you can kick him any time you want," Mr. M says.
"Okay," Gerald says (with a big grin on his face)
"Owwwwwww!", Mr. E!," student shouts.