When a man and woman are in the heat of the moment, the man ever so carefully defocates in a pie tin. Then, the woman bakes said pie, known as a Mud Pie, and proceeds to rub herself with the pie. To complete the act, the man then licks and laps the Mud Pie off of her. This commonly happens in Georgia, hence Georgia Mud Pie.
Last night, I shared a Georgia Mud Pie with your mother.