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A president who has been called the dumbest president alive with no real proof
guy 1: dude george w. bush sucks
guy2: why?
guy 1: cause hes stupid
guy2: ...
by niggayougay June 27, 2010
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scapegoat for all problems arising during the early 2000's, due mainly to his distinct southern accent and propensity for stepping on the toes of ignorant liberals who don't understand the fact that the president has absolutely no power over things like the economy.
"George W. Bush instigated the 9/11 attacks with his illogical foreign policies"

"dude, for one, he had only been in office a few months, his foreign policies hadn't even had time to take effect. Second, we actually started having troubles with al qaeda during the clinton administration
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The man and former President of the United States whose election in 2000 saved the country from a terrible evil known as "Al Gore" and again saved the country 4 years later from another evil similar to the first, this time called "John Kerry". Unfortunately people frequently fail to recognize what would've happened under the direction of any of the alternatives.
"I'm so glad George W. Bush was elected and not Al Gore or John Kerry"

"Yeah, for sure, crisis averted!"
by megaman.exe October 22, 2012
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one of the most fucked over presidents of our time. other than Franklin D. Roosevelt, who had more shit pop up on their watch then him?

THE PILOTS THAT CRASHED AND WERE HELD CAPTIVE BY CHINA: not many people remember this, but like 5 months after he took office, asshole china ahd to go and try the man and it took a military threat from bush to get them to let the pilots go
9/11 : first off, to all the people that were talkin shit about him not leaving the school after the 1st plane hit, WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE SUPPOSE TO DO ABOUT IT?! HE ISNT SUPERMAN OR BATMAN OR GREEN LANTERN OR ANY OF THAT DUMB SHIT!!!!
WMD's: for all u mental giants out there saying how they didnt find nukes in iraq so bush was wrong, let me enlighten ur dumbass or at least try: 1) they DID find the bombs there, all they needed was uranium, so please STFU about there not being nukes. second, if nukes were the only WMD, they wouldnt give it a second name, they would just call it nukes. ever heard of nerve gas and mustard gas? of course u havent, cuz ur incredibly stupid and/or just dont want to know so that in ur head u r justified in whining about bush.
economy: yes the wars started costing too much, but how do u really take a economy and fuck it inside out, let democrats try and fix it. once u guys took congress and the house, everything went to shit, thanks alot, u guys hella suck ass.
George W. Bush doesnt hate black people, he just doesnt have time to wipe their asses like dems do.
by enlighten one March 19, 2011
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