The 43rd pesident of the United States.

Went to Yale University were he averaged only a 72 average in college which is down from the 73 he had in high school.
Often accused of being the downfall of the country. And to back it up he....

*Has the largest deficit this country has ever had.
*More years were the country los money than won money.
*Took money from school to fund the war(which is another mess on its own)Than declined doing so
*turned the economy into shit.
*Reacted and prepared poorly to hurricane katrina (never stopped his vacation)
*refused to give seaports to a group of men because they were Arab
*Goes by the spoils system and hires underqualified friends to do his job.
*Stole the 2000 election
*froze like a dead dog in a debate againts Kerry (How the hell did he win?)

But when you call out the prez for one of his screw ups he simply dances around the issue until you give up.

Reporter: Mr president, with you trying to raise the qualifications and intelligence of the american people, how do you expect to do wthat when you took out a huge portion of the money torward schools for the war?

Bush: Excuse me?

Reporter: I said with you trying to raise the qualifications and intelligence of the american people, how do you expect to do wthat when you took out a huge portion of the money torward schools for the war?

Bush: Took money? you sure?

Reporter: Yes Mr president.

Bush: Well.... you sure?

Reporter: Yes Mr president.

Bush: I dont seem to rememeber that happening at all.... you sure it was me?

Reporter: Yes Mr president.

Bush: well I just dont recall this ever happening. Im not sure.

^ actually happened

People of other countries who assume were all trigger happy red necks just because George W Bush is. Your wrong. most of us hate him and his approval rating shows it.
by Rattlesnake316 March 13, 2006
not my president (or NMP)
Someone from Sydney: I'm lucky to be an Australian, because he's not my president.

Someone from Basra: I'm lucky to be an Iraqi, because he's not my president or is he?

Someone from California: "Dude he's NMP!"
by jw February 27, 2005
1. A complete idiot
2. A moron who used who his dad knew to get himself into the position as the most powerful man in the world
3. Cheney's Bitch
George W. Bush is an idiot who doesn't know what he is talking about.
by Kerry_for_President February 25, 2004
Probably the most polarizing American President in modern history. Viewed by Republicans as an honest, religious man, and by Democrats as a politically inept "puppet" controlled by his VP- Dick Cheney, and his cabinet.
He became president in 2000 after a disputed election against former Vice-President Al Gore. The election had many doubt whether Bush was even elected properly since he lost the popular vote, and possibly even Florida (recounts were stopped by the Supreme Court). His first term was marked by many occasions such as 9/11, Afghanistan Invasion, and the Iraq Invasion which divided the country even further. Despite wide predictions, he won a second term in the long, bitter, and venomous 2004 election against Democratic candidate John F. Kerry. What exactly his second term will bring is yet unknown.
George W Bush is not a very good public speaker.
by axon December 30, 2004
The eternal dumbass with the IQ of a raisin who is the leader of the hell-hole now called America. Free country my arse. He is censoring porn, tying in religion with government, and goes on vacation more than any other president. He made up the UMD's in Iraq and is gonna get us nuked. It's said that Bin Laden already has plans to nuke us with bombs snuck into the USA.
I hope all you who voted for Bush suffer...
by Chris July 23, 2005
See (dumbass), (dickhead), (drugy), (asshole), (fuck-off), (bitch), (ho), (puppet).
OMFG fred look at that (insert any insult or george w. bush) blowing up third world countries destroying the invironment and fucking the system harder than a nuke in the ass
The laughing stock of anyone with an IQ of more than 90..
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." -George W. Bush-Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001

Reporter: "uh...."

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." - George W. Bush -LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

America: "why did we elect this guy?"
by MisterTrotts March 22, 2011
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