idiot; person of low intelegence; failure
bush could have taken over Iraq and made it american property
by turdsandwich May 31, 2005
- An incompetent asshole
- A horrible excuse for a president
- A, let's see, DUMB A$$
- What other reason is there for the oil prices rising? Hmm?
- No child left behind my a$$. He only helps rich white kids!
- So stupid he should be incarserated for it.
- Such an loser, it's almost sad.
-George W. Bitch
-Liar
-Texan Detective: Texas's state dumb a$$ is missing. His name is George W. Bush. Do you know any whereabouts of this person?

-Me: Look in the white house. He's there. I promise.
by Sara McKay April 16, 2006
The 43rd pesident of the United States.

Went to Yale University were he averaged only a 72 average in college which is down from the 73 he had in high school.
Often accused of being the downfall of the country. And to back it up he....

*Has the largest deficit this country has ever had.
*More years were the country los money than won money.
*Took money from school to fund the war(which is another mess on its own)Than declined doing so
*turned the economy into shit.
*Reacted and prepared poorly to hurricane katrina (never stopped his vacation)
*refused to give seaports to a group of men because they were Arab
*Goes by the spoils system and hires underqualified friends to do his job.
*Stole the 2000 election
*froze like a dead dog in a debate againts Kerry (How the hell did he win?)

But when you call out the prez for one of his screw ups he simply dances around the issue until you give up.

Reporter: Mr president, with you trying to raise the qualifications and intelligence of the american people, how do you expect to do wthat when you took out a huge portion of the money torward schools for the war?

Bush: Excuse me?

Reporter: I said with you trying to raise the qualifications and intelligence of the american people, how do you expect to do wthat when you took out a huge portion of the money torward schools for the war?

Bush: Took money? you sure?

Reporter: Yes Mr president.

Bush: Well.... you sure?

Reporter: Yes Mr president.

Bush: I dont seem to rememeber that happening at all.... you sure it was me?

Reporter: Yes Mr president.

Bush: well I just dont recall this ever happening. Im not sure.

^ actually happened

People of other countries who assume were all trigger happy red necks just because George W Bush is. Your wrong. most of us hate him and his approval rating shows it.
by Rattlesnake316 March 13, 2006
Probably the most polarizing American President in modern history. Viewed by Republicans as an honest, religious man, and by Democrats as a politically inept "puppet" controlled by his VP- Dick Cheney, and his cabinet.
He became president in 2000 after a disputed election against former Vice-President Al Gore. The election had many doubt whether Bush was even elected properly since he lost the popular vote, and possibly even Florida (recounts were stopped by the Supreme Court). His first term was marked by many occasions such as 9/11, Afghanistan Invasion, and the Iraq Invasion which divided the country even further. Despite wide predictions, he won a second term in the long, bitter, and venomous 2004 election against Democratic candidate John F. Kerry. What exactly his second term will bring is yet unknown.
George W Bush is not a very good public speaker.
by axon December 30, 2004
See (dumbass), (dickhead), (drugy), (asshole), (fuck-off), (bitch), (ho), (puppet).
OMFG fred look at that (insert any insult or george w. bush) blowing up third world countries destroying the invironment and fucking the system harder than a nuke in the ass
dumbass or
goddam retarded fool who ruins elections
Oh my god, why did you eat my cheeseburger, you goddam George W. Bush
by Christian Vetter April 08, 2005
not my president (or NMP)
Someone from Sydney: I'm lucky to be an Australian, because he's not my president.

Someone from Basra: I'm lucky to be an Iraqi, because he's not my president or is he?

Someone from California: "Dude he's NMP!"
by jw February 27, 2005

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