A former gung-ho rich kid whose daddy owned an oil company and got him into Yale even though he still seems to have trouble with words over three syllables. He later went on to become president of the United States thanks to Florida not being able to count the votes right. As president, he kissed ass to big corporations and gave them tax cuts, while leaving regular, hard-working Americans to suffer from the effects of him flushing the economy down the toilet. Oil and chemical companies love him because he doesn't give two shits about the environment and even wants to disband the EPA and allow Hummers to eat more holes in the ozone layer. Beginning in March 2003, he's sent thousands of American soldiers to die in Iraq for oil, claiming that God told him to go there and sacrifice hundreds of American lives plus thousands of Iraqis' lives. WMDs he used to cover up his intentions have not been found and never will be. In the meantime, he has made us the laughing stock of the entire world. His presidency has suspiciously seen the line between church and state blurred since he kisses ass to the religious reich as well and wants all kids to pray in school and his warped version of Christianity to be the state religion. Recently has spoken out against the right of gays and lesbians to marry, saying the 'sanctity' of marriage must be protected even though half the marriages in this country end in divorce and people marry for money on TV. As Dubya continues to wipe his ass with civil liberties and any chance of healthy foreign relations, his conservative groupies still defiantly proclaim he was elected and is doing a wonderful job. But then again they said that about Hitler too.
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
-George W. Bush

We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.
- George W. Bush, Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002

As far as the legal hassling and wrangling and posturing in Florida, I would suggest you talk to our team in Florida led by Jim Bakker.
- George W. Bush

Case in point...
by Seraphim's Rage March 18, 2004
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Proof that voting in America can be rigged. Instigated the 9/11 attacks with his illogical foreign policies, and made the world hate America even more by starting an illegal oil war in Iraq. He has also succeeded in turning America from a once prosperous nation into a debt-ridden chaos.
Way to go, Dubya.
by AYB April 08, 2003
only man alive to make Forest Gump look smart
Mama always said stupid is as George W Bush does
by scarppy August 27, 2003
A political puppet of large companies whose main goals in life are getting rich and destroying the planet in the process.
That's not a president, that's a prostitute!
by Beelzebob May 22, 2003
George W Bush is America's greatest village idiot.
by Stoneur August 09, 2003
Perhaps the worst, most hypocritical, idiotic president the U.S. has ever had in office (and anyone who supports him and his war effort in the Middle East needs a foot broken up into his/her ass and his/her facts straightened out).
George W. Bush is a dick!
A reason to move to Canada.
I can't take four more years of dingus ruining our country, I'm moving to Canada!
by John September 01, 2004
The butt of all jokes, he not only embarrassed America, but the whole human race.
There was no way in hell that George W. Bush excel in a Ivy League school because he lacks intelligence.
by ??? June 01, 2003

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