A man who was once the President of the United States and no longer and probably won't ever again. So bye Georgie! George Bush is most known for his relationship with Afghanastan. Way to go Bush. He was the President during the 9/11 attack.

He is known for his great saying quote "...weapons of mass instuction!!!"
You go George W. Bush!
"Weapons of Mass Instuction!" - George W. Bush himself

Woah George my man, you're legit!

Tyler: Hey George W. Bush! How are you?

George W. Bush: I'm fine, Tyler. I enjoyed my time serving the United States of America when I was President.

Tyler: I'm sure you did. But whatever happened to those weapons of mass instruction?

George W. Bush: Well Tyler, to be honest, I really cannot say because the army felt these weapons were too dangerous and may errupt a World War 3 so... we melted them.

Tyler: Oh my! Oh my!
#george w. bush #idiot #smart #president #great #9/11 #attack #weapons #mass #instruction. united states
by Funnygirl=) October 05, 2010
The 43rd pesident of the United States.

Went to Yale University were he averaged only a 72 average in college which is down from the 73 he had in high school.
Often accused of being the downfall of the country. And to back it up he....

*Has the largest deficit this country has ever had.
*More years were the country los money than won money.
*Took money from school to fund the war(which is another mess on its own)Than declined doing so
*turned the economy into shit.
*Reacted and prepared poorly to hurricane katrina (never stopped his vacation)
*refused to give seaports to a group of men because they were Arab
*Goes by the spoils system and hires underqualified friends to do his job.
*Stole the 2000 election
*froze like a dead dog in a debate againts Kerry (How the hell did he win?)

But when you call out the prez for one of his screw ups he simply dances around the issue until you give up.

Reporter: Mr president, with you trying to raise the qualifications and intelligence of the american people, how do you expect to do wthat when you took out a huge portion of the money torward schools for the war?

Bush: Excuse me?

Reporter: I said with you trying to raise the qualifications and intelligence of the american people, how do you expect to do wthat when you took out a huge portion of the money torward schools for the war?

Bush: Took money? you sure?

Reporter: Yes Mr president.

Bush: Well.... you sure?

Reporter: Yes Mr president.

Bush: I dont seem to rememeber that happening at all.... you sure it was me?

Reporter: Yes Mr president.

Bush: well I just dont recall this ever happening. Im not sure.

^ actually happened

People of other countries who assume were all trigger happy red necks just because George W Bush is. Your wrong. most of us hate him and his approval rating shows it.
#dumbass #trigger happy #fag #george bush #republican
by Rattlesnake316 March 13, 2006
not my president (or NMP)
Someone from Sydney: I'm lucky to be an Australian, because he's not my president.

Someone from Basra: I'm lucky to be an Iraqi, because he's not my president or is he?

Someone from California: "Dude he's NMP!"
by jw February 27, 2005
Probably the most polarizing American President in modern history. Viewed by Republicans as an honest, religious man, and by Democrats as a politically inept "puppet" controlled by his VP- Dick Cheney, and his cabinet.
He became president in 2000 after a disputed election against former Vice-President Al Gore. The election had many doubt whether Bush was even elected properly since he lost the popular vote, and possibly even Florida (recounts were stopped by the Supreme Court). His first term was marked by many occasions such as 9/11, Afghanistan Invasion, and the Iraq Invasion which divided the country even further. Despite wide predictions, he won a second term in the long, bitter, and venomous 2004 election against Democratic candidate John F. Kerry. What exactly his second term will bring is yet unknown.
George W Bush is not a very good public speaker.
by axon December 30, 2004
1. A complete idiot
2. A moron who used who his dad knew to get himself into the position as the most powerful man in the world
3. Cheney's Bitch
George W. Bush is an idiot who doesn't know what he is talking about.
by Kerry_for_President February 25, 2004
The eternal dumbass with the IQ of a raisin who is the leader of the hell-hole now called America. Free country my arse. He is censoring porn, tying in religion with government, and goes on vacation more than any other president. He made up the UMD's in Iraq and is gonna get us nuked. It's said that Bin Laden already has plans to nuke us with bombs snuck into the USA.
I hope all you who voted for Bush suffer...
by Chris July 23, 2005
See (dumbass), (dickhead), (drugy), (asshole), (fuck-off), (bitch), (ho), (puppet).
OMFG fred look at that (insert any insult or george w. bush) blowing up third world countries destroying the invironment and fucking the system harder than a nuke in the ass
#ass #fuck up #bitch #cock #shitfaced #drug adict
only the worst man in the whole world.
he is indeed stupid, and doesn't know how to pronounce "NUCLEAR".
anybody who is pro-bush is just as stupid as him.
george dubya bush;
-cheated into presidency,
-choked on a pretzel, and almost died from it.
-is an ex-cocain&whiskey addict.
-gives the united states of america a bad name.
-makes alll americans look like dopes.
-started a war for no reason.
-is against killing unborn fetuses who had no life, but for killing young soldiers who had the chance to live their life.
-only got here because of his dumbass brother in florida, and his daddy.
-was OBVIOUSLY behind 9/11.

the sad thing is, people are too afraid to admit their hate towards him, so they go on urban dictionary and do it.
republican: George W. Bush is the best president in the world!
any person with a brain: *SLAP* you one craaaazy bitch.
#stupid #racist #dubya #terrorist #ugly.
by yaaahbitch :D. August 11, 2007
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