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George W. Bush probably the most destructive power in the world at this time. He has pointed fingers at every person in the world and has blamed them for his mistakes, labelling them "Terrorists." HE is the terrorist.
a joke:
On the first night of being president, George W. Bush was worried about being president, and was worried that he'd be good for the coutry. So on the first night in office, he fell asleep, and had a dream about himself and George Washington. He asked Washington "what should I do to be a good president for the country?" Washington replied "never tell a lie." Bush responded "well, other people really tell me what to say, so I'm not sure I can really do that, but thanks." On the second night, Bush dreamed of Jefferson. "what should I do to be a good president for the country?" he asked of Jefferson. Jefferson told him to "listen to the people". Bush replied "well, the republican party really is the one to give me my orders, so I don't know if I can do that, but thank you." On the third night, Bush dreamed of Abraham Lincoln. This time he thought 'good, this president is a Republican, maybe he can give me some advice I can follow!' and he again asked "what can I do to be a good president for this country?" Lincoln repied " Go to the theatre."
by Aarynia December 14, 2007
 
372.
The best president the United States has ever had. Was victim to countless attack by granola eating, birkenstock wearing, greatful dead listening hippy liberal douche bags. A TRUE AMERICAN. He is the shit.
George W. Bush is the best president in the history of the united states.
by Iraq War Vet November 13, 2008
 
373.
scapegoat for all problems arising during the early 2000's, due mainly to his distinct southern accent and propensity for stepping on the toes of ignorant liberals who don't understand the fact that the president has absolutely no power over things like the economy.
"George W. Bush instigated the 9/11 attacks with his illogical foreign policies"

"dude, for one, he had only been in office a few months, his foreign policies hadn't even had time to take effect. Second, we actually started having troubles with al qaeda during the clinton administration
 
374.
One of the best damn predisents in the US history.
George w. bush is awesome
by noodles1k December 14, 2009
 
375.
A president who has been called the dumbest president alive with no real proof
guy 1: dude george w. bush sucks
guy2: why?
guy 1: cause hes stupid
guy2: ...
by niggayougay June 27, 2010
 
376.
The president of the United States of America. ENOUGH SAID.
Before you American morons write a definition about George w Bush that only says, "SEE IDIOT", write the fucking REASON why you think so.
by micheal not michael October 13, 2007
 
377.
So we'll hate him;

Because he can take it.

Because he's not our hero.

He's a silent guardian,

a watchful protector.

A dark knight.
The movie "The Dark Knight" was an allegory of George W. Bush's presidency.

GWB = Batman.
by best ud def poster February 24, 2010
 
378.
The Smartest Man Alive! Simply the greatest human being anyone has ever known; a gentleman, and a scholar. George W. Bush is a shining example of sheer excellence and comes second to none in his outstanding presidential skills! A man to be envied...
Please, try not to laugh... Just show this to your friends...
I wish I was as smart as George W. Bush.

George W. Bush is amazing.

I will never be as smart as George W. Bush!

Can we elect George W. Bush for the next 100 years?!
by SarcasticPlastic July 10, 2008