George W. Bush- a short, pompous, incompetent, unintelligent bastard who has neither public speaking skills nor debating skills and would not know U.S. domestic and especially, FOREIGN policy if it crawled up his ass and took refuge there. The stupid fuck started by using the Bush family name to get his sorry ass into Yale where he maintained a healthy 2.nothing GPA. He also took initiative to become a member of Yale's most exclusive society "the Skull and Bones society," a club where all of Yale's druggies and alcoholics can come together, bullshit, and get inebriated out of coherence. After graduating somewhere near the bottom of his class, W left Yale with a sense of pride, beginning to feel as if he should become a politician like his father in order to help the people of this great country. Of course, as the war in Vietnam unfolded a draft ensued. As this happened, Bush realized that this was his opportunity to help his country. And, as thousands of Americans (virtually all from the lower and middle class) who answered the call to serve their country, Bush suddenly had a "change of heart" and fled to Alabama with the help of his rich father. Later on, young W began to feel bad about dodging the draft so he enlisted in the Air Guard (to this day, I have never heard any reference made about the Air Guard and I do not know of any significant roles that the Air Guard has taken part in. In addition, I have never seen any commercials sponsored by the Air Guard, yet I see commercials sponsored by the National Guard on television all of the time-how peculiar). Then in 2000, (I skipped some stuff) Bush won the presidential election. Though Al Gore won the popular vote (and was actually announced as the winner by one channel), the Republican Party was able to throw out some of Florida's votes, which gave Bush the majority of the Electoral vote and, thus, giving him the win. Now to speed things up, I will make a list of all the things that Bush has caused/fucked up/done (wrong):
-9/11 attacks- Bush ignored a report from the CIA about the possibility of a terrorist attack that would possibly use commercial jets (He received this report on his desk somewhere between May and August of 2001 yet ignored it-the media new about the report yet kept quiet.

-Kyoto Protocol-put simply, he pulled out.

-Antiballistic Missile Treaty (between the U.S. and Russia)-he pulled out.

-Assault weapons ban-he did not renew it.

-The war in Iraq- Bush's reason for war was that he believed Iraq possessed WMD's (it is 2006; where are they?).
His two real reasons for war: (1) oil and (2) to finish what his father started. I will not say anymore about Iraq because there is too much to say.

-The U.S. economy-the stocks are dying and the prices of oil are killing us-Bush, on the other hand, is profiting from this because he owns an oil company, which also proves that he does not give a shit about the environment.

-Voting Rights Act (allows blacks to vote) spent a long time avoiding its renewal until late-July of 2006 (at this time, it was between 6 months and a year from expiration). Then, after renewing it, he began to brag about how he renewed it ahead of schedule.

-the balance of powers-Bush has been ranked at the top of the list of presidents with the most centralized power. He used this power in an attempt to create private military tribunals, which would have violated at least five of the first ten Amendments. Thank God that the Supreme Court overruled him, which proves that our government still has some officials with common sense.

-Wiretapping-Bush began abusing his power by tapping phone lines in order to listen in on people with the hope of "foiling terrorist plots within the United States."

-Violations of International Law-Bush has violated law on many occasions, including the war in Iraq. He bypassed the UN when they voiced their opposition against the idea of war in Iraq.

**future screw up***: Lebanon-As of today, Friday July 28, 2006, Bush wants to send troops into Lebanon to quell the fighting by Hezbollah who, according to Bush, “Want to destroy democracy and disrupt peace." Apparently, Bush does not understand two key concepts :( 1) our military is overextended and overused, thus, depleting our forces. (2) Going into Lebanon with the intention of supporting Israel will only cause more upheaval in the Arab world and trigger more hatred and, consequently, resistance and involvement by Islamic extremists out of their beliefs that Allah calls upon them to "take action and wage war against the infidel." This translates to more commitment by the U.S. and, sadly, the loss of more American soldiers.

To some it up, Bush is the worst president in U.S. history and America should be ASHAMED for re-electing him. Did you fools out there who voted for him actually think that giving him a second chance would allow him to right what he has wronged or are you just that senile or too stupid to face the facts. For those of you who didn't vote for Bush-Thank you. You have proven that at least some of the U.S. is still not completely ignorant or oblivious to what is going on in our government.

Eric: "Dude, American troops have invaded Lebanon and oil prices are up to $100 a barrel!"

Zach: "Really, well I think I know the cause-George W. Bush!"

George W. Bush is at falt for virtually all of America's problems.
1)Proof that nepotism is alive and well.
2)The worst insult imaginable
George W. Bush is going to be the end of the world, or at least the USA.
by ArmatageShanks_86 April 06, 2005
hum... a fuck job who doesnt know shit about running a country or war. he was a drunk at yale and got straight C's which put together makes the ingrediants for a GREAT president. im so glad that our country and our future is in such great hands... NOT... im pretty sure that one day insted of saying asshole, ppl will start saying George bush
god ur being such a fucking george bush!
by Katie Rose! May 01, 2005
42nd president of the United States of America. In his first term, America was hit with a vicious terrorist attack on the world trade towers and the pentagon. At first, America hailed him as their commander-in-chief because it was a difficult time. Popular opinion turned against him when he declared war on the nation of Iraq on the grounds that the nation had weapons of mass destruction, was linked to al qaeda and was under the leadership of a cruel dictator. When no weapons of mass destruction turned up and no link to al qaeda was found, he was even more heavily criticized. Election 2004 would require a hard push against his opposing candidate, John Kerry. Bush made a move to ban gay marriage that gave him the support of the religious right. His hard campaigning in rural America locked his victory up against an opponent who was running a poor "Anybody But Bush" campaign. His second term is still in progress.
Michael Moore criticized George W. Bush for reading My Pet Goat to children instead of acting immediately to do something about the terrorist attack.
by Russell Prazak December 22, 2004
more hated in america than osama bin laden... and that's really, really sad.
George W. Bush made America the laughing stock of the world.
by urban asshole February 23, 2010
The 43rd president but the 1st Antichrist.
George W. Bush will eat our souls.
by \cool kid/ December 22, 2006
george bush is nothing but a low down sun of bitch... many say that it is simply rediculous that he got elected but umm hello hitler was techinically mentally ill and bush is probably scared to go to the doctor because he probably knows that he is mentally retarded... and well when something happens to this country it takes him a month or so to go to war but when someone "most definately has" weapons of mass destruction we jump right on it... and well we went to iraq for so many reasons
1.his daddy couldn't get saddam so he had to impress his father some how seeing as he graduated yale with straight c's
2.so he could look as though he is trying to protect this nation.. image is important in this business you know
3.oil!
and there is a news article at aol.news that is well sort of old about the elections in iraq and it says things like..
1.Bush compared Iraqi insurgents with Osama bin Laden and the Taliban in Afghanistan. ''These are people who want to try to impose their will on people,'' the president said. ''These are people just like the Taliban, just like Osama bin Laden who have this dim vision of the world that says: if you do not agree with us, then you're of no account. And they're trying to stop people from voting.''
so i ask now what are we doing... are we not forcing our opinion on these less fortunate ppl so are we just like these terrorists.. the answer is yes... the definition of terror is is being scared so a terrorist is some one who is scaring someone and are we not scaring these inocent bistanderds?? yes we are so are we terrorists in my opinion yes george is a terrorist.. plus i am terrorized just seeing his face! george has put this country in the worst possision ever... there is like an 8trillion dollar deficit due to the fact that he has only shot down one spending bill appointed by congress and that would be the on stem cell research and well while on television he said he would veto it because he did not want to expose the children to the world ok so you put them on national television hmmm... does any one else see this as a bit fishy?? going back to the defecit.. we are still in Iraq after the war is apparently over fixing what we tor down what kind of sensless bull shit is this... we knocked it down so why rebuild it when they just mught build up enough anger after we embarassed them in front of the entire world just because some agency told mr. bush that they had some sort of missle and well this same agency told him the day he was inogerated about mr. laden.. had made threats against this suposed great nation!! and some may say well he did lower taxes... for who though... the ppl that can pay for them.. thats who!!
Bush= a lieng, cheating, retarded, terrorizing, low life who has nothing better to do then destroy what was once a great creation!!
by Cassandra Faye June 03, 2005
The President who lied about going into and getting out of Iraq, got destroyed in all 3 presidential debates (where he answered about 1/10 of the questions he was asked and skirted around the rest), who wants to take away your constitutional rights by arresting you for unconfirmed suspicions, and who is going to re-institute the draft (which means that the majority of this site will probably go to Iraq).
And most of you still voted for him.
by bballdude182 November 27, 2004

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